Monday, February 23, 2009

The Ice Has Been Found!

This just in: according to the latest news, it has been discovered that the equipment used to measure the icefields of the Arctic - you know, the instruments that told everyone that all the ice was melting - were faulty. Defective.

In remeasuring those icefields, it appears the earlier measurements under-reported the amount of ice by a whopping 193,000 square miles.

That one Helluva lot of ice!

Mr. Gore is not pleased with the news, and many so-called scientists are, as you might imagine, a bit red-faced.

As well they should be!

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