New Book?

As an author (some of my books are free - see below), I am always looking for my next book. After giving it a lot of thought, I am considering writing a book entitled "The Liberal's Handbook - How To Be An Effective Liberal By Distorting Facts and Reality To Achieve Our Agenda".

The contents would include chapters such as:

1) Under no circumatances should you answer any question directly. If possible, use liberal talking points to change the subject

2) If cornered and you must answer a question, answer it with another question. Commit to nothing

3) If involved in a scandal, first deny everything until the furor quells. Then minimalize it as being unimportant, a non-issue, and innocent mistake. Then ignore it and move on like it never happened. Whatever you do, do not accept responsibility or admit that what you did was wrong. Take the affair of Presidentail hopeful John Edwards as an example, or Geithner, the tax cheat who became Treasury Secretary

4) If forced to apologize, apologize without accepting responsibility. The best way to do this is to apologize FOR them, instead of TO them. They will not notice the difference. For example, when John Kerry insulted the troops and was forced to apologize, instead of saying he was sorry for his words, he said he apologized for OTHERS having such thin skins. He said, "I am sorry that my words offended." He did NOT say he was sorry for his words - only that others were too thin skinned. So, it is "the others" who were at fault. As liberals we must always pass the fault to others

5) Rewrite history to make it appear that the liberal agenda is correct and right. If possible, remove studies of the founding fathers, Constitution and Declaration from the schools. Raise people to believe America is a Democracy instead of the Republic that it really was founded as

6) When the facts do not coincide with liberal needs, distort the facts, or remove portions of them in order to change the conclusion to fit the liberal agenda. And if you cannot succeed in distorting the truth, change the focus with personal attacks, smears, and name-calling strategies

7) Go to church and proclaim religion, but do not take it seriously. Instead, support non-Christian things like abortion, legalizing drugs, prostitution and other moral issues. Morality takes the fun out of life, so we must destroy it by removing religion from the public square

8) It is of utmost importance to keep minorities poor and without opportunity, then provide them with entitlements so they will praise liberals, and elect them. Think of welfare as the drug of choice for those in poverty, and we provide their "fix". We are their drug dealer. As such, they will have to keep voting for us

9) Never accept the blame for anything that goes wrong, but always take credit for anything that goes right - even if you have to lie outright. As an example, consider Barney Frank and Chuck Schumer, who, in 2004 and 2005 subverted Republican efforts to regulate Fannie Mae by saying Fannie was in great shape. Then, when Fannie crashed in 2008, Frank and Schumer said it was because Republicans failed to regulate it

10) To accomplish 1-9 it is imperative that liberals control the media and educational institutions. We currently control 84% of the media, 70% of public schools and 91% of colleges and universities. Not good enough - let's get that to 100%

Thoughts?

I have written many books (none about politics), and I make some of the smaller ones available free - you can check 'em out and download them immediately at www.intellibiz.com/freebooks.html . One of them has already been downloaded over 4,000,000 times. Download & enjoy!

As a side note, I ran across this quote:

"It is not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man
stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face
is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly,
who errors and comes up short again and again because there is no effort
without error and shortcomings, who knows the great devotion, who spends himself
in a worthy cause, who at best knows in the end the high achievement
of triumph, and who at worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows his place
shall never be with those timid and cold souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

President Theodore Roosevelt

Almost sounds like he knew George W Bush.

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