Saturday, March 16, 2024

I Am Looking For A Very Special American (details here...)

 


I am currently searching for a very special American citizen. If you are this person, or know of such a person, please leave a comment, below.

The person I am searching for, first and foremost, must be a legal American citizen. In addition, they must NOT do any of the following, ever, at any time. If you do even one of these things, you are disqualified:
 

  1. Cash a check at a bank
  2. Use a check at a store or to pay bills
  3. Buy alcoholics beverages 
  4. Buy cigarettes
  5. Drive a motor vehicle
  6. Fly on an airline
  7. Collect any form of public assistance, i.e. food stamps, fuel assistance, WIC, Section 8 etc.
  8. Get a passport
  9. Purchase a firearm
  10. Get a marriage license
  11. Buy a Bic lighter
  12. Buy spray paint
  13. Rent a Hotel room
  14. Gamble at a casino
  15. Apply for a job
  16. Apply for credit


Now, if you never have done any of the above and never will, please let me know, because you are the elusive "disenfranchised voter" AG Merrick Garland and his moronic liberal friends keep saying are being discriminated against by VOTER ID laws. Personally, I have never known such a person. Even when I was managing New Hampshire's largest homeless shelter in Manchester, NH, I noticed even the homeless had photo ID - it was necessary for collecting the food stamps they would sell in order to buy alcohol - which they ALSO needed photo ID for.

If you know of any legal citizen who would LIKE to vote but cannot because they are unable to procure a photo ID, let me know and I will pay for them getting such an ID.

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