I am currently searching for a very special American citizen. If you are
this person, or know of such a person, please leave a comment, below.
The person I am searching for, first and foremost, must be a
legal American citizen. In addition, they must NOT do any of the
following, ever, at any time. If you do even one of these things, you
are disqualified:
- Cash a check at a bank
- Use a check at a store or to pay bills
- Buy alcoholics beverages
- Buy cigarettes
- Drive a motor vehicle
- Fly on an airline
- Collect any form of public assistance, i.e. food stamps, fuel assistance, WIC, Section 8 etc.
- Get a passport
- Purchase a firearm
- Get a marriage license
- Buy a Bic lighter
- Buy spray paint
- Rent a Hotel room
- Gamble at a casino
- Apply for a job
- Apply for credit
Now, if you never have done any of the above and never will, please let
me know, because you are the elusive "disenfranchised voter" AG Merrick Garland
and his moronic liberal friends keep saying are being discriminated
against by VOTER ID laws. Personally, I have never known such a person.
Even when I was managing New Hampshire's largest homeless shelter in Manchester, NH, I
noticed even the homeless had photo ID - it was necessary for collecting the
food stamps they would sell in order to buy alcohol - which they ALSO
needed photo ID for.
If you know of any legal citizen who would LIKE to vote but cannot
because they are unable to procure a photo ID, let me know and I will
pay for them getting such an ID.
